- [leaving a guidance counselor's office]
- Tucker Foley: I hate my life.
- Samantha "Sam" Manson: I hate your life too.
- Penelope Spectra: Why would I do that? Your doubts, your misery, it's delicious! And the best part is, after that silly speech is over, and the last domino falls, and the sparklers vaporize the speaker, we'll leave you here to take the blame! And by the time I'm done with you, you'll be sure it was all your fault!
- Danny Fenton: Man, I'm so tired of you dumping on me, and I'm so tired of dumping on myself. Jazz never did that, even when I was mad at her, and I won't let her down!