Darkwing Duck (TV Series)

Can't Bayou Love (1991)

Michael Gough: Jambalaya Jake

Quotes 

• Darkwing Duck : I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the scourge that... pecks at your... uh, your nightmares and...

  [He notices Launchpad's shadowy figures] 

  Darkwing Duck : Launchpad, what are you doing?

  Launchpad McQuack : [chuckles]  It's a birdie. Wanna see my doggy?

  [Launchpad does some dog barking and more giggling] 

  Darkwing Duck : [angrily]  LAUNCHPAD!

  Launchpad McQuack : Sorry, D.W.

  Darkwing Duck : [clears throat]  I am the terror...

  Spokesperson : [interrupts]  Oh! That horrible man is getting away with the donations!

  Darkwing Duck : I know that! I know that! I am the terr- Oh, never mind!

  [Darkwing draws his dart gun] 

  Darkwing Duck : Eat dart, smug breath!

  [His dart catches the money and pulls the donations away from Jambalaya Jake] 

  Jambalaya Jake : Let go of that money!

  [Darkwing pulls Jake and the money towards him] 

  Darkwing Duck : [referring to Jake]  Way too small. I'll have to throw this one back... into jail!

• Jambalaya Jake : I got a special kinship with the reptile... 'cause I'm such a snake.

  Launchpad McQuack : Heh, no argument there.

• [Darkwing appears in a vault Jambalaya Jake and Gumbo are robbing] 

  Jambalaya Jake : You? How you track us down?

  Darkwing Duck : I guess you swamp rats never heard of burglar alarms?

  [beat] 

  Darkwing Duck : I'm taking you in - if I can find a cell small enough.

• [opening lines] 

  Spokesperson : And now I'll be showing slides of some of the endangered species you've helped by donating to our "Save the Bayou" foundation. We were extremely fortunate to get this photo of the rare yellow tail bayou watermocison. Notice...

  [Gumbo's head rips out of the screen, scaring everybody in the room] 

  Jambalaya Jake : [pushing Gumbo into the room]  Outta my way, Gumbo! Hey, I hear you city folk been doing a benefit for the bayou. Well, I'm Jambalaya Jake - bayou born and bred!

  [Jake sniffs around before sticking his head in the donations] 

  Jambalaya Jake : Ooh, and that money gonna benefit me real good! Oh, I guarantee!

  Spokesperson : Oh!

  [pushing him away from the donations] 

  Spokesperson : Ke-keep away, you... you disgusting brute!

  Jambalaya Jake : Woo, flattery don't get you nowhere. Gimme that money!