Darkwing Duck (TV Series)
Jurassic Jumble (1991)
Jim Cummings: Darkwing Duck
Quotes
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Darkwing Duck : I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the paper cut that ruins your morning. I am...
Maria : [on account of the kids] Let me guess, you're Daycare Duck.
[Darkwing is briefly caught off-guard]
Darkwing Duck : Gosalyn! Honker! I told you never to follow me to work.
Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : There was nothing good on TV.
Darkwing Duck : Eheh, just impressionable roller skaters I rescued from a... burning... sidewalk.
[Darkwing laughs nervously, pushes the kids aside, and clears his throat]
Darkwing Duck : Now then, when did you last see Shyster and Loophole?
Maria : Well, they were dictating a letter to Mr. Uno when the phone rang.
Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : [in excitement] You mean Numero Uno, the math genius serving two to four for evading taxes on his five and ten cents stores for eleven years twelve months ago?
Darkwing Duck : [getting embarrassed] Why don't you run along and play, child whom I've never met before?
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[Darkwing uses an anvil to keep the elasto-suspenders from yanking him back into the Thunderquack]
Darkwing Duck : I got your number, Uno. And it is up!
[the elasto-suspenders yank Darkwing's costume off, leaving him naked except for his mask]
Darkwing Duck : [nervously] My... I do believe I feel a draft.