Dawson's Creek (TV Series)

The Kids Are Alright (2002)

Jack Osbourne: Self

Quotes 

• Audrey Liddell : You think we should wake him?

  Pacey Witter : Well, we should. As much as I've enjoyed his ramblings and his questionable taste in music, he has bragged about the number of times he's seen you naked.

  Audrey Liddell : He has never seen me naked.

  Pacey Witter : Really? He knows about the tattoo on you-know-where.

  Audrey Liddell : Wake up you little pervert!

  [Jack Osbourne rises from the back seat of their car] 

  Jack Osbourne : What the

  [beep] 

  Jack Osbourne : ?

  Audrey Liddell : What's this about you seeing me naked?

  Jack Osbourne : [to Pacey]  What the

  [beep] 

  Jack Osbourne : did you tell her?

  Pacey Witter : Only what you told me, chief.

  Jack Osbourne : Oh, thanks a lot! Thanks a

  [beep] 

  Jack Osbourne : lot! I confide in you, and this is what I get?

  Audrey Liddell : I'm listening, Jack.

  Jack Osbourne : Well, you know that telescope in my bedroom? Well, I didn't exactly do much star gazing.

  Audrey Liddell : I'm so telling your father!

  Jack Osbourne : Go ahead, he had a peak too. And I might say that he was really impressed.

  Audrey Liddell : Okay, then I'm telling your mother, and she's really gonna kick your ass, Jack!

  Jack Osbourne : [beat]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Out of my

  [beep] 

  Jack Osbourne : way. I gotta take a

  [beep] 

  Jack Osbourne : piss.