Dead Like Me (TV Series)

Hurry (2004)

Mandy Patinkin: Rube Sofer

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Quotes 

• Rube Sofer : I have a question for you. Is everyone in this line an asshole?

  Cutting Woman : Eh, excuse me?

  Rube Sofer : Is everyone you just cut in front of an asshole?

  Cutting Woman : Eh, no.

  Rube Sofer : So it's just you then.

  Cutting Woman : I have children in the car.

  Rube Sofer : I have a cake in the oven. He's got three minutes left on the meter, she's got a lunch meeting. We all have a finite amount of time. Now get in the back of the line. And don't use your children like that - it's shameful.

• Rube : [to a hurried woman who sees an acquaintance in line at the post office and moves in line next to her]  I have a question for you... is everyone in this line an asshole?

  Woman in Post Office : Excuse me?

  Rube : Is everyone you just cut in front of an asshole?

  Woman in Post Office : No.

  Rube : So it's just you then?

  Woman in Post Office : I have children in the car.

  Rube : I have a cake in the oven.

  [pointing] 

  Rube : He's got three minutes left on the meter. And she's got a lunch meeting. We all have a finite amount of time. Now get in the back of the line. And don't use your children like that - it's shameful.