Diagnosis Murder (TV Series)
Trash TV: Part 1 (1999)
Dick Van Dyke: Dr. Mark Sloan
Quotes
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Dr. Mark Sloan : Where can I find Kent Beudine?
POX Publicist Melanie Cooper : Oh, he's in the editing room putting together the next episode of "Maimings, Massacres and Practical Jokes."
Dr. Mark Sloan : You know, what kind of people watch that stuff?
POX Publicist Melanie Cooper : I don't know, but there are fifteen million of them, and all of them and probably a couple of million more will watch just to see the Masked Magician get murdered again.
Dr. Mark Sloan : He's going to use that footage? The man has no shame.
POX Publicist Melanie Cooper : That's what makes him a good producer.