- Dr. Mark Sloan: Where can I find Kent Beudine?
- POX Publicist Melanie Cooper: Oh, he's in the editing room putting together the next episode of "Maimings, Massacres and Practical Jokes."
- Dr. Mark Sloan: You know, what kind of people watch that stuff?
- POX Publicist Melanie Cooper: I don't know, but there are fifteen million of them, and all of them and probably a couple of million more will watch just to see the Masked Magician get murdered again.
- Dr. Mark Sloan: He's going to use that footage? The man has no shame.
- POX Publicist Melanie Cooper: That's what makes him a good producer.
- Jackson Burley: You never know which way Lady Luck is going to spit. You just hope it's not in your breakfast.
- Dr. Jesse Travis: What is it?
- Jackson Burley: Lady Luck just coughed up a heifer-sized spitwad and heaved it on my life.