- Reg Rof: Just go in and tell him I've got the Dervo plates!
- Fluff: What are you doin'? Sellin' dishes?
- Fluff: What would you gentlemen like?
- Sam Catchem: Well, I'll have a nice thick piece of homemade apple pie, chocolate ice cream and a cup of coffee.
- Fluff: Well, you'll have a nice thin piece of store-bought apple pie with vanilla ice cream and with it I'll serve you a cup of mud.