The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Too Many Stars (1963)

Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell

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Quotes 

• Sally Rogers : Hey, come on, fellas, whadda you say we get to work, huh? I got a very important if-date.

  Buddy Sorrell : An if-date?

  Sally Rogers : Yeah. If he shows up and if he asks me, I got a date.

• Rob Petrie : I don't want any more of those sketches about Alan wakin' up in the morning and finding a Saint Bernard in his bed.

  Buddy Sorrell : That's the truth. It happened to me.

  Rob Petrie : Buddy, you never had a Saint Bernard in your bed.

  Buddy Sorrell : No? Did you ever see my wife in the morning? I keep yellin' at her, "Take off that ridiculous cask of brandy!"