- Lena James: [to Whitley, after learning that Whitley's ancestors owned slaves] Now I know why you're so bossy. It's DNA - Dem No-Good Ancestors.
- Ron Johnson: Dwayne, would you stop thinking about Whitley? Listen carefully. Your mother is so black, when she wears orange lipstick, she looks like a cheeseburger.
- [Dwayne says nothing]
- Ron Johnson: Come on, Dwayne, snap out of it! Come back to me! Your mother is so fat...
- Dwayne Wayne: ...she jumped in the air and got stuck.
- Ron Johnson: Yeah, yeah! Listen, listen! Your mother is so black, when they pour hot water on her head, coffee comes out of her mouth!
- Dwayne Wayne: Your mama's head so nappy, when she braid it, it look like stitches.
- [Dwayne and Ron laugh]
- Kim Reese: It's not funny!
- [Kim storms off]
- Ron Johnson: What's wrong with her?
- Dwayne Wayne: Kim, we just doin' the dozens!
- Vernon Gaines: Well, just listen to yourselves! "She's black!" "She's fat!" "She's nappy!" If you really knew where the dozens come from, you wouldn't wanna be laughin' about it!