- Dolly Parton: I think you're only as old as you are, and you should make the most of every year you live.
- Audience Member: Out of all the leading men that you've had, which one was the best kisser?
- Dolly Parton: All the leading men that I've HAD or worked with? I'm not telling you all the leading men I've had!
- Bruce Willis: I had to give up champagne. Seems like every time I had a glass, the police came to my house.