Dolly Parton: Self - Hostess

Quotes 

• [Dolly ignites the jugglers' flaming pins] 

  Dolly Parton : Now I know how Joan of Arc and Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson might've felt.

• Audience Member : I was wondering why you use the butterfly symbol as a representative of yourself.

  Dolly Parton : Well, I use the butterfly symbol because I think a snail would look pretty stupid hanging up there.

• Audience Member : Have you ever had an out-of-body experience?

  Dolly Parton : Lord, with what I went though to get this body, I'm not leaving it for a minute!

• Audience Member : I'd like to know if you have trouble cooking with those nails.

  Dolly Parton : No, these are great for slicing carrots! A lot of people ask me that. I love to cook, I'm a real good cook, but I'm so used to these nails that they don't cause me any trouble. Every now and then, if I slam one in the door or something, I have to Krazy Glue it back on until I can get it fixed. But no, it's not a problem for me. Don't stop me from cookin', I can use 'em as spoons too!