Kermit the Frog: I'm kind of depressed.
Dolly Parton: Depressed? But you're Kermit the Frog!
Kermit the Frog: Well, that's just it. Kermit THE Frog. You know, I went to my dressing room, it said Kermit the Frog. Stage manager said, "Five minutes for Kermit the Frog." Do they ever call you Dolly the Human?