Drop the Dead Donkey (TV Series)
Joy (1993)
Neil Pearson: Dave Charnley
Quotes
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Henry Davenport : I hear you've got hold of a pirate version of Madonna's new movie Body of Evidence, can you knock me off a copy?
Dave Charnley : Yeah, sure.
Henry Davenport : How do the sex scenes compare to Basic Instinct?
Dave Charnley : Even funnier.
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Joy Merryweather : Everyone okay? Shame, I was hoping you'd all died in the night.
Dave Charnley : Bloody hell, she must have got out of the wrong side of her coffin this morning.
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[Damien has handed Dave a 1938 Luger]
Damien Day : Had a heck of a job getting the guy to let go of it.
Dave Charnley : Yeah, I can imagine.
Damien Day : Had to saw his fingers off in the end.
Dave Charnley : [Putting the gun down] You sawed the fingers of a dead soldier?
Damien Day : Well, I wouldn't saw the fingers off a live one.
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Damien Day : What's exactly wrong with collecting weapons?
Dave Charnley : Nothing. I was interested in guns for years - then I reached puberty.
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[Damien has tricked Dave into destroying some videotapes]
Damien Day : You were asking for it.
Dave Charnley : You putrid piece of rat droppings!
Damien Day : Look, I told you, don't mess with the big boys.
Dave Charnley : You dirty, conniving bastard!
Damien Day : Look, I'm sorry, you're just not in my league.
Dave Charnley : You have all the scruples of Mark Thatcher.
Damien Day : Now look, careful, you can go too far.
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George Dent : Dave, did uh, you manage to get anything useful on Major in Washington?
Dave Charnley : Don't be ridiculous.
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Joy Merryweather : More rumblings on Smith being anonymous.
Dave Charnley : Smith?
Joy Merryweather : The Labour leader.
Dave Charnley : Oh, yeah, yeah yeah..