Drop the Dead Donkey (TV Series)

Joy (1993)

Stephen Tompkinson: Damien Day

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Quotes 

• [Damien has handed Dave a 1938 Luger] 

  Damien Day : Had a heck of a job getting the guy to let go of it.

  Dave Charnley : Yeah, I can imagine.

  Damien Day : Had to saw his fingers off in the end.

  Dave Charnley : [Putting the gun down]  You sawed the fingers of a dead soldier?

  Damien Day : Well, I wouldn't saw the fingers off a live one.

• Damien Day : What's exactly wrong with collecting weapons?

  Dave Charnley : Nothing. I was interested in guns for years - then I reached puberty.

• [Damien has tricked Dave into destroying some videotapes] 

  Damien Day : You were asking for it.

  Dave Charnley : You putrid piece of rat droppings!

  Damien Day : Look, I told you, don't mess with the big boys.

  Dave Charnley : You dirty, conniving bastard!

  Damien Day : Look, I'm sorry, you're just not in my league.

  Dave Charnley : You have all the scruples of Mark Thatcher.

  Damien Day : Now look, careful, you can go too far.

• [first lines] 

  Damien Day : And now after our six day trek through the hostile and impenetrable Borneo interior, I am now standing just a few feet away from the Bangoan people, a tribe who are still living in the Stone Age and have never ever been seen by a white man before.