- Duckworth: Oh. My apologies, sir. But I wouldn't go near the limo if you paid me.
- Scrooge McDuck: I *do* pay ya.
- Duckworth: [muttering] Oh, is that what you call it?
- [clears his throat]
- Duckworth: Tell you what, sir - I'll pay *you* a month's salary to drive yourself.
- Scrooge McDuck: A month's salary?
- Duckworth: Yes, sir.
- Scrooge McDuck: Yours or mine?
- Duckworth: Mine, sir.
- Scrooge McDuck: Keep it.
- [shuts him in again]
- Huey Duck: [the fear-cloud takes on the form of a threatening creature] We're gonna grow up to be some kind o'troubled teenagers, Uncle Scrooge.
- Scrooge McDuck: I won't let that happen.
- Scrooge McDuck: And as for you, ya nasty little kiltnappers - my boys *love* me, so *you're* not my boys.
- Magica De Spell: My - my magic spells! They are turning against *me*! *My* worst fear is coming true...!
- [flees pursued by the fear-cloud which keeps zapping her with lightning causing her to yell]
- Scrooge McDuck: You deserved to get it in the end, ya old fuddy=duddy!
- [laughs]
- [last lines]
- Louie Duck: We won!
- Scrooge McDuck: Aye, lads. And from now on we'll always face our fears, no matter how scary they are.
- Louie Duck: I was afraid you'd say that!... Only kiddin', Uncle Scrooge!
- [laughs as he lifts him onto his shoulder]
- Louie Duck: Only kiddin'!
- Scrooge McDuck: I don't owe you money, do I?
- Louie Duck: Of course not.
- Scrooge McDuck: Wha - what happened to those bill collectors?
- Huey Duck: What bill collectors?
- Scrooge McDuck: Boys, something strange *is* going on here.
- Magica De Spell: [cackling] All you'll be finding out your worst fears! And they're going to get worse, and *worse*, and WORSE!
- [cackles again]
- Magica De Spell: Oh, I am having such good time. All you fears are coming true, since my fear-cloud rained on you! There is nothing you can do, so run and hide when I say "*Boo*!"
- Scrooge McDuck: Why're you standing in the closet?
- Duckworth: [clears his throat; whispers] Because there's no limo-monster in here, sir.
- Scrooge McDuck: [walking off after shutting him in again] Well, I guess he's got a point.
- [does a double-take]
- Doofus Drake: I was afraid you were a big banana!
- Huey Duck: Or Commander Gander, terror of the universe!
- Duckworth: [sticks his head out of the closet] Or the limo-monster.
- Scrooge McDuck: [examining himself] Not last time I checked... Nope. I'm just a plain old filthy-rich duck who wants to know... WHAT'S GOIN' ON AROUND HERE?
- Louie Duck: We'll look upstairs.
- Doofus Drake: I'll take the kitchen.
- Duckworth: [extending his hands out of the closet to offer Scrooge's hat and cabe] I'll search the closets, sir.
- Doofus Drake: Oh, please! I'll do anything! Anything!
- Bully Beagle: Gimme your lunch money.
- Doofus Drake: No way!
- Louie Duck: Whose idea was it not to do our homework?
- Huey Duck, Dewey Duck: Yours!
- Louie Duck: Whose idea was it to LISTEN to my idea?
- Scrooge McDuck: Come out, ya blasted bill-collectors! Nothing scares Scrooge McDuck!
- [an alarm goes off; he screams]
- Huey Duck: That raincloud. It's following us.
- Scrooge McDuck: Stranger things have happened. Most of them earlier today.
- Louie Duck: This is frisbee-flingin' weather if I ever saw it!
- Huey Duck: Well, according to Mrs. Quackenbush, it's homework weather.
- Dewey Duck: And we gotta have a report on gravity ready to drop on her by tomorrow morning.
- Louie Duck: Well, what better way to study gravity, than by seeing how long our frisbees can stay up, in the air!
- Huey Duck: [Flash Mallard is zapped by the villain from his video game and vanishes] Poor Flash went flash!
- Huey Duck: I think that means he lost!
- Commander Gander: Correction. You all lost!
- Giant banana: [outside the door Doofus ran through] I'm gonna turn *you* into a banana split!
- Doofus Drake: [sticks his head out] With what kind of ice cream?
- Duckworth: I'll be hiding in Mr. McDuck's closet if anyone is looking for me. Unless of course... the limo is looking for me!
- Scrooge McDuck: I'm sorry I didna believe you about Commander Gander. Or the big banana.
- Duckworth: [sticks his head out of the closet] What about the limo-monster, sir?
- Scrooge McDuck: Don't push it, Duckworth.
- Duckworth: Very good, sir.
- [shuts himself in again]
- Scrooge McDuck: [only able to see him writhing on the floor while he imagines he's struggling to get free] What are you doing?
- Doofus Drake: Bully Beagle - is making a fool of me.
- Scrooge McDuck: And doing a good job of it too.
- [helps him up then drags him down the hall]
- Doofus Drake: Oh, I hate it when he picks on me!
- Scrooge McDuck: So do I.
- Scrooge McDuck: We - We - We-We canna go on this way.
- Doofus Drake: Yeah! We've gotta have somethin' to eat!
- Dewey Duck: It's almost as if someone knows what our worst fears are, and is usin' 'em against us.
- Huey Duck: But - who would know that much about us?
- Dewey Duck, Huey Duck, Louie Duck: [a noise like the door banging open makes them turn to it] Uncle Scrooge!
- Scrooge McDuck: Figured it out, did ya? Well, *my* worst fears came true when I got you three little television-leaver-oners. I never wanted you here. But that no-good Donald dumped ya on me.
- [tosses the photo of him across the room; the nephews gasp and stare]
- Scrooge McDuck: I've been doing all this, to scare you out of my life!
- Louie Duck: B-But how could you *do* all those things?
- Scrooge McDuck: I'm rich. I can do *anything*! And I'll be even richer when you're *out* of here!
- Louie Duck: Uncle Scrooge!
- Dewey Duck: Uncle...
- Scrooge McDuck: [talking over him then Louie] Don't call me that! I don't want to be your uncle anymore!
- Scrooge McDuck: [on the phone with a doubting weather service rep] I am *not* all washed up! There's a storm-cloud raining on my house right this minute!
- Scrooge McDuck: Ahh, I knew it. I *knew* it. I was never cut out to raise three boys. I've failed.
- [covers his face and sobs]
- Huey Duck, Dewey Duck, Louie Duck: [come out shouldering sacks on poles] Uncle Scrooge?
- Scrooge McDuck: Lads?
- Louie Duck: We're leavin, Uncle Scrooge. Jus tlike you wanted.
- Scrooge McDuck: Leavin'?
- Huey Duck: Yeah. You still wanna get rid of us, don't'cha?
- Scrooge McDuck: Get rid of ya? Why, of *course* not. You're the apples o'my eye. I - I-I thought you wanted to get rid of *me*. You said I was an old fuddy-duddy...
- [looks away]
- Dewey Duck: We'd *never* say that, Uncle Scrooge.
- [they run to each other and hug]
- Scrooge McDuck: Why - Why, of *course* you wouldn't.
- Scrooge McDuck: We've been running from our fears long enough, lads. It's time to face them.
- [swallows]
- Huey Duck, Dewey Duck, Louie Duck: [flee to his back] We're behind ya, Uncle Scrooge.
- Huey Duck: [peering around his shoulder] *Way* behind.