Due South (TV Series)
Pizzas and Promises (1994)
Paul Gross: Constable Benton Fraser
Quotes
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Fraser : [on Diefenbaker's trail] Stupid rookie mistake.
Ray Vecchio : What do you mean?
Fraser : These last two blocks, I've been tracking a Lhasa Apso.
Ray Vecchio : You've been tracking a Lhasa Apso?
Fraser : I know. If word of this gets back to the territories I'll never live it down.
Ray Vecchio : Mounties can be so cruel.
Fraser : You can't imagine.
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Fraser : When I was a young scout, anxious to earn my ecology badge, I insinuated myself into a hunting party to catch a baby seal killer.
Ray Vecchio : What happened?
Fraser : Well, I was clubbed repeatedly, Ray.
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Fraser : [Fraser has jumped from the top of a building onto a stolen, speeding car] Please stop immediately. This is not your automobile!
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Ray Vecchio : Fraser, there are hundreds of places that make pizza. What I'm looking for here is the perfect pizza at the perfect price.
Fraser : Which is?
Ray Vecchio : Free. And that's exactly what this'll be in 34 seconds. There's no way he can get a pizza here from Michigan Avenue in under a half-hour.
Fraser : You mean you're using some promotional ploy in order to get something for nothing?
Ray Vecchio : Welcome to the United States of America, Fraser.
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[last lines]
Fraser : Twenty-nine minutes, Ray.
Ray Vecchio : Okay, okay, I don't need a countdown!
Lenny Milano : Okay, this is the 1200 block. It's got to be around here someplace.
Ray Vecchio : Can you believe these skinflints? They could've just ordered from across the street.
Fraser : Maybe they wanted the perfect pizza at the perfect price.
Ray Vecchio : Sixteen bucks? I'm not payin'! Your job, kid, you pay.
Lenny Milano : Why should I pay? You're driving.
Fraser : And I'm afraid I left my wallet in the lake, Ray.
Ray Vecchio : What about him?
[Diefenbaker barks]
Fraser : Oh, I don't like to touch his savings account.
Lenny Milano : Just tell them you couldn't find the building.
Ray Vecchio : Oh, yeah, that'll work.
Lenny Milano : Worked on you.
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Francesca Vecchio : So where are we going now?
Ray Vecchio : You're going home! Did you see who it was?
Fraser : No, they took off before we got here.
Ray Vecchio : I say we go to the dealership and arrest the whole damn bunch.
Fraser : Well, that would be an injustice, Ray.
Ray Vecchio : You wanna see an injustice? Take a look at my suit!
Francesca Vecchio : Look at my blanket!
Ray Vecchio : Shut up!
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Ray Vecchio : First you want to go undercover, now I let you talk me into this thing?
Fraser : We have to catch them in the act, Ray.
Ray Vecchio : Yeah, well, you see, here's the tricky thing about sting operations. They require money, resources, and a lot more manpower than you, me, and a wolf.
Fraser : That's why we have our third man.
[Ray scoffs]
Francesca Vecchio : [into microphone] Can you read me?
Fraser : Loud and clear. Oh, and once again, I'm terribly sorry about the confusion. I thought you understood my intentions.
Francesca Vecchio : Oh, don't worry. Really, I've forgotten all about it.
[walks up to a random couple]
Francesca Vecchio : Let me ask you something. If a guy asks if you're busy tonight, he's asking you out, right?
Car Shopper : Yeah, I... think so.
Francesca Vecchio : Yeah, so would I.
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Fraser : You know, Lenny, I'm a man who believes in destiny. But it's a destiny of your own choosing. Just because a trail leads one way doesn't mean you can't cut your own path.
Lenny Milano : Looks like mine leads right over a cliff.
Fraser : Cliffs are for climbing, Lenny. That's why God gave us grappling hooks.
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Fraser : I'm afraid you'll have to leave. This could become dangerous.
Francesca Vecchio : [pulling out a bottle of wine] Have you got a corkscrew? Oh, that's all right! It's a twist-off.
Fraser : I don't mean to sound ingracious, and it's not that I don't appreciate the offer, but...
Francesca Vecchio : Hot hors d'oeuvres?
Ray Vecchio : [over the walkie-talkie] I'm suffocating and you're serving him a buffet?
Francesca Vecchio : [grabbing Fraser's walkie-talkie] Stay out of this, gelding!
Ray Vecchio : Stallion!
Francesca Vecchio : Yeah, in your dreams.