- The Balladeer: [General Lee's tyre shot out, Bo struggling to remain in control] Talk about hard luck. I"ll bet if it rains soup right now, the Duke's bowl will be upside down.
- The Balladeer: [as The General Lee rockets on] When the Duke boys are moving this fast on a hot day... well, you can just bet they're headed for women or trouble... or something wet and cold at the Boars Nest.