- [Jerry is setting up a mousetrap]
- Dr. Kerry Weaver: Jerry, what are you doing?
- Jerry Markovic: I saw a mouse by the elevator. Soon to be deceased.
- Dr. Kerry Weaver: Sounds like Heidi.
- Dr. Doug Ross: You know this mouse?
- Dr. John Carter: Surgeons don't rat on each other. It's like the Marines: "All for one, and one for all."
- Dr. Maggie Doyle: That's the Three Musketeers.
- John Smythe: No promises, but you might be contacted by H.R.C.
- Dr. Mark Greene: [to Nina] Hillary.
- Dr. Nina Pomerantz: Oh... well, if she ever gets her ass stuck in a bucket, she'll know who to call.
- John Smythe: Well, I'll tell her you said so.