ER (TV Series)
Dream House (2005)
Shane West: Ray Barnett
Quotes
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Dr. Ray Barnett : What's the big hurry?
Neela Rasgotra : Zoe's here, she's in exam two.
Dr. Ray Barnett : [looks pleased] She is?
Neela Rasgotra : Yes, she is. Oh, and I almost forgot. She's fourteen years old.
Dr. Ray Barnett : Shut up.
Neela Rasgotra : She was born in 1990, Ray.
Dr. Ray Barnett : [shocked] What?
Neela Rasgotra : That's the decade immediately preceding the one that we're in.
Dr. Ray Barnett : Are you for real?
Neela Rasgotra : Yes. And in prison math, I believe fourteen equals 5 to 10?
Dr. Ray Barnett : Where is she?
Neela Rasgotra : [amused] Exam two. And here's the kicker, Jerry Lee, your prepubescent penis pal has Chlamydia.
Dr. Ray Barnett : I had no idea she was that young!
Neela Rasgotra : Young? She's still teething. Although, I don't know, maybe you enjoy that.
Dr. Ray Barnett : She didn't say anything, how was I supposed to know?
Neela Rasgotra : Take her out for coffee, converse with her a bit, before you start boffing and handing out house keys!
Dr. Ray Barnett : I don't card my dates, okay?
Neela Rasgotra : Oh, well maybe it's time that you started.
Dr. Ray Barnett : 1990?
Neela Rasgotra : It was a very good year for Chlamydia.
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[Ray has just found out that Zoe is 14 years old]
Zoe Butler : I didn't think you'd like me if you knew!
Dr. Ray Barnett : Well, you know, you're right! Because I also don't like courtrooms, and prisons, and men named Hank who make me their bitch!
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Dr. Ray Barnett : Why didn't you tell me?
Zoe Butler : I thought it was just a bladder infection from all the sex we were having.
Dr. Ray Barnett : No, God, not that. Why didn't you tell me how old you are?
Zoe Butler : Well, you never asked.
Dr. Ray Barnett : You said you were a student.
Zoe Butler : I am !
Dr. Ray Barnett : In what, 9th grade?
Zoe Butler : Eighth.
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Neela Rasgotra : I'm sorry.
Dr. Ray Barnett : Why? Because I talked myself into liking some groupie who turned out to be Hilary Duff with an STD?