- Nurse Carol Hathaway: Cynthia, did you give this man permission to bring in all these people?
- Cynthia Hooper: Well, the clinic's open. I figured that it would be okay.
- Nurse Carol Hathaway: Are you a complete idiot? Can't you see we're swamped already?
- Cynthia Hooper: I'm really sorry, I...
- Dr. Mark Greene: [Stepping in] What's going on?
- Nurse Carol Hathaway: Oh, she invited the entire Hazelton shelter for free physicals.
- Dr. Mark Greene: Carol, can I talk to you.
- [Leading Carol to the front desk]
- Dr. Mark Greene: So there was miscommunication. If you have a problem with Cynthia or any other employee in the future, have the courtesy to speak to them privately. Don't dress them down in front of the entire ER.
- Nurse Carol Hathaway: Anything else?
- Dr. Mark Greene: No.
- Dr. Mark Greene: I've been kind of a jerk.
- Nurse Carol Hathaway: Worse.
- Dr. Mark Greene: Pain in the ass?
- Nurse Carol Hathaway: Keep going.
- Dr. Mark Greene: Total schmuck.
- Nurse Carol Hathaway: Bingo.
- Atty. Herb Spivak: Pythons love chicken, so I dipped the rat in my chicken soup, it spilled on my jacket, and bingo! The guy got me.
- Pickman: Python must've thought he was the world's biggest chicken.
- Dr. Peter Benton: What about you? You got any kids?
- Dr. Robert Romano: None they've been able to pin on me.
- [operating on a boy with reversed organs]
- Dr. Elizabeth Corday: This would be easier with a mirror in the ceiling.
- Dr. Robert Romano: We could operate in my bedroom.