- Jennifer Greene: People die, Mark. You do the best you can. You're human.
- Dr. Mark Greene: I'm not supposed to be.
- Dr. William 'Wild Willy' Swift: A patient presents to ER, ptosis, myosis and hydrosis. Dr. Ross, what does that bring to mind?
- Dr. Doug Ross: The Osis sisters. I dated the short one.
- [after a tall man on drugs, still tied to his gurney, walks out of the ER]
- Dr. Susan Lewis: [to Carter] Full moon, Saturday night.
- John Carter: Cool.
- Deb Chen: John, could you please help me with a patient?
- John Carter: Why, is it a procedure you've already done?
- Deb Chen: No. It's a guy who's really drunk, smashed his finger in a car door and he's pawing at me. He also smells terrible.
- John Carter: And you have a problem with that?