- Dr. Neela Rasgotra: When you have a cut, or some injury, but all you have in the house is one of those band-aids that don't even stay on, they don't really help the problem at all. This would be very nice, I'm sure. It already was... can you see what I mean?
- Bret: Um... I'm a tiny band-aid?
- Dr. Greg Pratt: [about the letter Neela is writing to Gallant] Tell him to hurry up and get his ass back here in one piece. I'm tired of waiting for my rematch. Now let's get back inside.
- Neela Rasgotra: [in her letter] Pratt says he misses you.
- Roberto Rosales: Is it always like this?
- Neela Rasgotra: Multiply the usual bus-load of colds and coughs times ten because it's February, add four for seasonal complaints: frostbites, sled accidents, tongues frozen to metal poles, double the car crashes, add your baseline chest pains, strokes and GSWs. And this is what you get: hell frozen over.
- Dr. Neela Rasgotra: With all due respect, Ma'am, if your boy had a temp of 112, he'd be dead.
- Angry Mother: Exactly!
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: When was the last time you went out on a date?
- Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Why does everybody here think I need to get laid?
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: Trust me, sometimes it helps.