ER (TV Series)
Night Shift (1997)
Laura Cerón: Nurse Chuny Marquez
Quotes
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Dr. Mark Greene : They're writing me up for not cosigning charts.
Nurse Chuny Marquez : Won't that hurt your chances for tenure?
Dr. Mark Greene : Won't help.
Nurse Chuny Marquez : Competition pretty stiff?
Dr. Mark Greene : About 5'4", red hair, with a limp.
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[Chuny and Connie are looking through personal ads]
Nurse Connie Oligario : "Sensual M.D., 35. 6'1"."
Nurse Chuny Marquez : I like tall.
Nurse Connie Oligario : "Makes up in passion what he lacks in hair."
[they both look suspiciously at Mark]
Dr. Mark Greene : It's not me.
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Nurse Connie Oligario : So you got an idea that's gonna make you a millionaire?
Nurse Malik McGrath : Yeah, money in the bank!
Nurse Chuny Marquez : Alright, let's hear it.
Nurse Malik McGrath : Flypaper in a can!
Nurse Connie Oligario : Say what?
Nurse Malik McGrath : It's like aerosol. You spray it on your car so bugs will stick to it, then you peel off one big sheet, the boom! Your car is clean!
Nurse Chuny Marquez : You're kidding, right?
Nurse Malik McGrath : No! I'm gonna call it "Bug Off"!
Nurse Connie Oligario : That's the dumbest idea I ever heard.
Nurse Chuny Marquez : Yeah, why not just clean it off with a hose?
Nurse Malik McGrath : Ok, I got another one: Stethescope condoms!
Nurse Connie Oligario : I don't even wanna know.