ER (TV Series)

Split Decisions (2006)

Shane West: Ray Barnett

Quotes 

• Gregory Pratt : [to Morris]  Wait. What are you doing, man?

  [Morris unbuttons his shirt, showing off his chest] 

  Gregory Pratt : You got extra nipples?

  Archie Morris : Yes! Red hair, porcelain skin and four nipples. You know what gym class was like for me growing up? Hey, nipple boy. Here, here, little piggy. Look, it's the ugly suckling! I heard them all.

  [Ray comes behind the curtain, joining Pratt and Morris] 

  Archie Morris : Hey! We don't knock?

  Ray Barnett : On a curtain? What are you guys doing with my patient anyway?

  Gregory Pratt : Nothing. Morris was just showing me his extra pair of nipples.

  Archie Morris : Oh, my God! I can't believe you just violated my doctor-patient privilege!

  Gregory Pratt : I'm not your doctor, Morris and you sure as hell ain't my patient.