- Dr. Archie Morris: Excuse me, everyone. I have an announcement to make. Effective immediately, I am your new chief resident!
- Dr. Greg Pratt: This is a joke, right?
- Dr. Susan Lewis: This is my home! This is where I started! This is where I want to stay! Sometimes, I get this feeling that you want to be anywhere but here, Carter.
- Jerry Markovic: 2 words, Pratt, voice mail.
- Dr. John Carter: What's all that?
- Dr. Greg Pratt: Friends of mine begging me to go to a party after a long 12 hour shift. That's the problem with the non-medical types, they don't get it.
- Dr. Archie Morris: Par-tay tonight at Ike's! The boss man is buying, but dont get used to it. Who's on board?
- Dr. John Carter: [aside] Sometimes the medical types don't get it.
- Dr. Archie Morris: Ray?
- Dr. Ray Barnett: Uh, other plans.
- Dr. Archie Morris: Neela?
- Dr. Neela Rasgotra: The Apprentice is on.