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Quotes
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Kristen : You know what your problem is?
Eric : No, but I have a feeling you do so tell me.
Kristen : You are addicted to Vince.
Eric : Great, more textbook psychobabble. C'mon, let's hear it.
Kristen : When you're around him you feel great, but when you're not you go through withdrawal. And you talk about quitting all the time - classic addiction symptoms.
Eric : So what, this is all my fault, is that what you're saying?
Kristen : No! I think you're both fucked up codependents.
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Vincent Chase : So, how's the movement on Scarlett Johannson?
Eric : You know, Vince, I'm not your pimp. If you want Scarlett Johannson's number, get it yourself.
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Eric : [re hostile receptionist Emily] What's wrong with her?
Ari Gold : From now on, ask my permission before you bang one of my assistants.
Eric : How'd you know that?
Ari Gold : Because I know all. I could have told you this would end badly. Now I gotta *fire* her so that you don't feel weird.
Eric : No, don't fire her.
Ari Gold : All right, I'll just sexually harass her until she quits.