Entourage (TV Series)

The Bat Mitzvah (2005)

Kevin Dillon: Johnny 'Drama' Chase

Quotes 

• Johnny Drama : One day you're lighting up in front of a dozen adults at a Bat Mitzvah, the next your cruisin' down Santa Monica Boulevard offering handjobs for a crack rock.

• Johnny Drama : Do you know how much food is gonna be at this thing? You eating now would be like jerking off an hour before fucking a supermodel.

  Turtle : If I was fucking a supermodel, I would jerk off. That way I can go all night.

• Eric Murphy : He disappeared with Sloan.

  Johnny Drama : Probably at the tennis courts. I hear that's where you fuck at the Beverly Hilton.

• [seeing E all dressed up to woo Sloan] 

  Vincent Chase : Looks like we're headed for another E romance novel. Get your tissues ready, guys.

  Turtle : Seriously E, if this one breaks your heart, just kill yourself so we don't have to hear about it.

  Johnny Drama : I'll have the Barry Manilow CD ready for you.

  Eric Murphy : Fuck you guys.