Entourage (TV Series)

The Bat Mitzvah (2005)

Kevin Connolly: Eric Murphy

Quotes 

• Eric Murphy : He disappeared with Sloan.

  Johnny Drama : Probably at the tennis courts. I hear that's where you fuck at the Beverly Hilton.

• [seeing E all dressed up to woo Sloan] 

  Vincent Chase : Looks like we're headed for another E romance novel. Get your tissues ready, guys.

  Turtle : Seriously E, if this one breaks your heart, just kill yourself so we don't have to hear about it.

  Johnny Drama : I'll have the Barry Manilow CD ready for you.

  Eric Murphy : Fuck you guys.

• Eric Murphy : Amazing. Eventually you won't even need actors, right?

  James Cameron : In five years we won't.

  [Eric's face drops] 

  James Cameron : Kidding!