Entourage (TV Series)
The Bat Mitzvah (2005)
Jerry Ferrara: Turtle
Quotes
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Johnny Drama : Do you know how much food is gonna be at this thing? You eating now would be like jerking off an hour before fucking a supermodel.
Turtle : If I was fucking a supermodel, I would jerk off. That way I can go all night.
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Turtle : It's like getting mad at the bull for giving you the horns, when you shouldn't have been in the ring in the first place.
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[seeing E all dressed up to woo Sloan]
Vincent Chase : Looks like we're headed for another E romance novel. Get your tissues ready, guys.
Turtle : Seriously E, if this one breaks your heart, just kill yourself so we don't have to hear about it.
Johnny Drama : I'll have the Barry Manilow CD ready for you.
Eric Murphy : Fuck you guys.