Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Big Shots (1999)

Chip Heller: Officer

Quotes 

• Robert Barone : All right. Uh, excuse me, officer.

  Officer : Yes?

  Robert Barone : Sergeant Robert Barone, NYPD, 2-4 precinct.

  Officer : Oh, you're NYPD?

  Robert Barone : Yeah. This here's my kid brother, Raymond. I was dozing off, so I didn't notice he had such a lead foot. But I'm gonna keep a closer eye on him from here on out, okay?

  Officer : Look, with all due respect, we're pretty strict here with our laws, so I got to write the ticket.

  Robert Barone : But - but I carry a shield.

  Officer : Then you should know better, officer.

  Robert Barone : Hey, listen, I don't know how you do things out here in the sticks, okay? But in the city, cops look out for one another.

  Officer : I'm glad we had this conversation. It gave me a chance to notice your brother's inspection sticker. Now, I might just be a country bumpkin, don't know much about all that book learning and fancy numbers, but near as I can figure, this looks like it's expired. I'll be right back with another little present for y'all,