Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)
Cousin Gerard (1999)
Brad Garrett: Robert Barone
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Quotes
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Raymond "Ray" Barone : [Everyone is complaining about Gerard] Wait a minute, wait a minute! He's not that bad.
Frank Barone : He's a schmo! He's got no zest for life.
Marie Barone : I mean, he's very negative. How did you put it Robby?
Robert Barone : Loser!
Marie Barone : And he only comes over here to eat. Your eggs are ready, dear.
Raymond "Ray" Barone : You know, Debra thinks that I'm a lot like him.
[Suddenly everyone freezes all at once then, jjust as suddenly, unfreezes again all at once]
Raymond "Ray" Barone : What the hell was that?
Marie Barone : What, dear?
Raymond "Ray" Barone : It was like, time froze for a second. And when-
[Robert is trying to repress a smile and failing]
Raymond "Ray" Barone : What are you laughing at? You agree with Debra!
Marie Barone : No, not at all, dear. It's just...
Frank Barone : Now that you mention it...
Robert Barone : It's uncanny!
[Robert laughs uproariously]
Raymond "Ray" Barone : You think that I'm like him and you think he's annoying, so you think I'm annoying!
Robert Barone : Uh, I believe that's the transitive property.