- Nurse: Debra Barone?
- Debra Barone: Yep. Hi how'd it go?
- Nurse: Mrs. Barone are there any allergies or conditions your husband may have neglected to tell us about?
- Debra Barone: What do you mean? Why?
- Nurse: Well we're having difficulty bringing him out of the anesthesia.
- Debra Barone: What?
- Nurse: He should have been out by now. He's not responding and his blood pressure has dropped below a certain level.
- Debra Barone: [Begins crying] Robert
- Robert Barone: What is it?
- Debra Barone: He's not...
- Robert Barone: What? Raymond?
- Amy MacDougall: What's happening?
- Debra Barone: He's not waking up!
- Robert Barone: [to the Nurse] Well just let me go in there I'm his blood type
- [the nurse shakes her head]
- Robert Barone: No no listen to me! He is my brother I can wake him up. Raymond!
- Nurse: [Robert runs to the door] Sir please
- Doctor: Hi are you the Barones?
- Robert Barone: My brother is in there! Raymond!
- Doctor: He's fine now. His blood pressure's returning to normal and he's coming out of it. This happens sometimes. It's a form of hypertension but he's perfectly all right.
- Debra Barone: Oh, thank you.
- Doctor: You can see him in a few minutes
- Debra Barone: [Obviously relieved] Oh, Oh my God.
- Robert Barone: Well okay but it was fine.
- Amy MacDougall: Yes.
- Robert Barone: He said it went fine. It went good.
- Amy MacDougall: I noticed the nurse was still buttoned.
- [last lines]
- Debra Barone: [the entire family is gathered all around the table] Hey, Ray it's a little crowded in here.
- Ray Barone: Maybe we should get a bigger table.
- Debra Barone: Now listen. What happened in there, Nobody... tells... Ray
- Frank Barone: Or his mother
- Debra Barone, Robert Barone, Amy MacDougall: [Nods in agreement]
- Ray Barone: For thirty seconds you all thought I might be dead.
- [He pauses and looks around at the family who remains silent]
- Ray Barone: What'd everybody do?
- Debra Barone: You weren't dead! It was thirty seconds!
- Ray Barone: Well thirty seconds is a long time. What went through your mind. Thirty seconds okay go. I have to plan a funeral. I have to raise three kids myself. On the other hand I can start dating again. I'm gonna need new shoes. You know who's cute? Gianni.
- Marie Barone: Debra!
- Frank Barone: Enough! I was there! I saw your wife fall apart! I never saw her look that way and I tell ya I never want to see her look that way again!
- Ray Barone: Is that true?
- Debra Barone: A little
- Marie Barone: I'm going to the powder room for a moment and when I get back I expect everyone to have a proper look of concern on their faces!
- Robert Barone: [He smiles gleefully]
- Marie Barone: Robert!
- Robert Barone: [His smile disappears. Marie walks into the bathroom and Robert starts grumbling]
- Frank Barone: Listen while you're in there have the doctor look at your unenjoyable testicle.
- Ray Barone: It's undescended Dad.
- Frank Barone: Yes, and do you enjoy it that way? What's the big deal? He'll be down there anyway.
- Robert Barone: Do you even know where the adenoids are Dad?
- Frank Barone: Sure, around back with the other "oids"
- Robert Barone: Raymond has his adenoids out the whole world has to stop.
- Amy MacDougall: Robert, it's okay he feels better that we're here.
- Robert Barone: Oh he has no feelings. The only reason I'm here is that Ma knows I'm the same blood type as him.
- Marie Barone: Not everything's about you Robert. And keep your sleeves rolled up
- Robert Barone: Maybe I had other things to do today.
- Marie Barone: Enough! This is what a family does. We stick together and we support each other.
- Robert Barone: [She touches his arm] Stop looking at my veins
- Amy Barone: When we were driving home, "You Are The Sunshine Of My Life" came on the radio and he had to pull over for a little bit.
- Robert Barone: Oh he is not the sunshine of anything! For your information Amy I pulled over because I thought I hit a cat!
- [after it is revealed to Ray that he almost died while Marie was in the bathroom]
- Marie Barone: Next time this happens I get to be there!