- Extinguisher: Eh, got anything unusual in here I should know about?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Low level ectoplasm, transdimensional spirit matter, assorted demonic tissue samples.
- Garrett Miller: You know, the usual stuff.
- Cook: Don't you growl at me, ugly!
- Cop: Oh look, the Goofbusters.
- Eduardo Rivera: Oh man, I'm outta here!
- Cop: Guess we aren't needed after all.
- [two other cops laugh]
- Roland Jackson: Wish I could help you, Egon, but we don't have a spare piece of floor at my space, let alone an extra bed.
- Janine Melnitz: Looks like you'll need a place to stay, Egon. My place is cozy, just you and me...
- Slimer: [Slimer pops up] And Slimer makes three!
- [slurring his speech]
- Janine Melnitz: Or you could both find a hotel...
- Kylie Griffin: [to Slimer] I'd let you stay with me, but my cat's not real big on free-floating vaporous goopy apparitions.
- Kylie Griffin: There must be fifty of 'em now!
- Roland Jackson: It that's true, there'll be hundreds within minutes.
- Kylie Griffin: We'll never trap them all.
- Eduardo Rivera: Too bad we can't just glue them back together.
- Roland Jackson: [snaps fingers] That's it!
- Eduardo Rivera: What, you brought glue?
- Eduardo Rivera: [to his brother Carl] Do you want something or do you just come up here to remodel my doorway?
- Carl: If you're finished barbequeing my guest room, Beth says dinner's at Eight instead of Seven Thirty, like she told your room mate.