- Sheriff White: [to the Ghostbusters] Either you're looking at the inside of your car or the inside of a cel. Your choice.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: [on phone in Ecto-1] It sounds like you're dealing with a Class Three Biospheric Specter. A demonic lifeforce inhabiting iron ore and other minerals.
- Old Ben: Here, throw these, quick!
- Eduardo Rivera: [picks up an old frying pan] What do we look like, Tom & Jerry?
- Kylie Griffin: What now?
- Eduardo Rivera: Run?
- Garrett Miller: [Garrett's wheelchair has been destroyed] Not really an option.
- Sheriff White: After all these years... the Jersey Devil.
- Garrett Miller: The hockey team?
- Sheriff White: The demon! It's haunted the Pine Barrens for over two hundred years. I gotta warn the town!
- Kylie Griffin: [on payphone] Egon, listen: just pack up some proton packs and get down here as soon as possible. Otherwise, we'll only be shooting it with our cameras.