Lisa Whelchel: Blair Warner

Quotes 

• Jo Polniaczek : [Jo's in the shower after Blair]  AHHH! Blair, there's no hot water!

  Blair Warner : Now we're even.

• Tootie Ramsey : [Blair gave directions for a group of guys to wait for Jo, who's in the shower, in their room]  Top of the stairs, turn right, first door on your left? Blair, our room isn't the first door...

  Blair Warner : Three, two, one.

  Jo Polniaczek : HEY, WHOA!

  Blair Warner : Now I'm ahead.

• Edna Garrett : What's Jo yelling about up there?

  Blair Warner : Oh, she's upset because somebody used up all the hot water.

  Edna Garrett : No hot water? That's impossible. It would have had to been running for...

  Blair Warner : [maliciously]  Hours.

  Edna Garrett : Blair?

  Natalie Green : You are so wicked!

• Tootie Ramsey : Here Blair, I fixed your crown. Just took some wire and some odds and ends.

  Tootie Ramsey : Oh, thanks Tootie.

  Tootie Ramsey : The rubies were the hardest to replace. It's hard to find something that looks like rubies.

  Blair Warner : [taking the crown]  Hmm, they look just like... Tootie, they're jawbreakers.

  Tootie Ramsey : Yeah, but see how close you had to look. You know they started out a lot larger then that so to get them down to just the right size I had to...

  Blair Warner : Please. I have to wear it.

• Tootie Ramsey : There's no way she's gonna lose. I saw her on her way to the gym and she looked terrific.

  Jo Polniaczek : Gym? Whatya mean she's going to the gym? What she going to the gym for, didn't she get my note?

  Tootie Ramsey : What note?

  Jo Polniaczek : The contest was moved to the auditorium. I left the note on the bed. Come on, she had to have gotten the message.

  Blair Warner : [comes in all disheveled for the second time]  Oh, Jo!

  Tootie Ramsey : [trying not to laugh]  I don't think she got the message.

• Blair Warner : I showed up at the gym at seven o'clock. I didn't see anyone else dressed as Helen of Troy. I naturally assumed the others had dropped out when they heard I'd entered the contest. So at halftime I walked out onto the court, expecting to be crowned Queen of Troy. I was wrestled to the ground by Louie, the Langley Lion.

  Jo Polniaczek : [realizing she had forgotten to tell Blair about the contest]  Blair...

  Blair Warner : Then he picked me up in his paws and tossed me in the air to the cheer of Go Lions, Go.