- Jo Polniaczek: Come on, who wants to listen for hours to an old lady talking about how much she's worth?
- [gestures at Blair]
- Jo Polniaczek: I get enough of that from her!
- Blair Warner: I'd not talk for hours about how much I'm worth. That would take me weeks.
- Jo Polniaczek: [re Principal Parker] He hasn't been this jumpy since Playboy sent a talent scout here.