- Mr. Dyrenforth: Mr. Horowitz, you are without a doubt, one of the most devious, unprincipled, self-absorbed human beings that I have ever met.
- Miltie Horowitz: I'm not self-absorbed.
- Mr. Dyrenforth: Don't you have any commitment to this school? Well?
- Miltie Horowitz: I'm thinking, I'm thinking!
- Jesse V. Valesquez: [after Miltie refuses to go see "Mortron's Revenge" in 3D] And you call yourself a monster fan?