- Leroy Johnson: How would a sixteen foot catamaran interest you? I mean, the retail value's 2725 dollars.
- Doris Schwartz: How much you want for it?
- Leroy Johnson: I'd take 50 bucks.
- Doris Schwartz: I hate to pass up a great deal like that, but my family isn't into sailing.
- Doris Schwartz: Dave is a wonderful guy, we agree on everything. That's the problem, we have too much in common. There's no spark.
- Holly Laird: What do you mean, no spark?
- Doris Schwartz: Oh, no, when we kiss, there's sparks. But when we talk, it's like... I'm talking to myself.
- Holly Laird: Well, then don't talk, that's obviously where you're going wrong.
- Nicole Chapman: Just kiss a lot.
- Mrs. Berg: [holds a checque in front of Morloch's face] Do you know what that is?
- Quentin Morloch: Petty Cash?
- Mrs. Berg: It's my paycheck.
- Quentin Morloch: [laughs out loud] Your paycheck? Now that is really funny, Mrs. Berg.
- Mrs. Berg: To you, maybe. I think I'd make out better as a bag lady!