Family Guy (TV Series)
Blind Ambition (2005)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Dr. Elmer Hartman, God, Superman, Vern, Businessman, Male Customer, Rice Krispy Grandpa, Bartender, Fat Twin #2
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Quotes
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God : [In the Drunken Clam, God spots a woman trying to light a cigarette] Here, baby. Let me help you with that.
Hot Chick at the Bar : [God summons a lightning bolt to light her cigarette] Wow! Thanks!
God : That's nothing. Watch this!
[God summons another lightning bolt which strikes the woman, exploding her and setting the bar on fire]
God : Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ : [Jesus comes running] What?
God : Get the Escalade, we're outta here!
Tom Tucker : [Outside the burning Drunken Clam where Peter is helping Horace escape the fire] Here comes the blind hero now. Tell me sir, how were you able to summon up the courage to enter that burning building?
Peter Griffin : That freakin' place was on fire?
[drops Horace]
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Peter Griffin : Okay, first of all, Bonnie, you've been pregnant for like six years, all right. Either have the baby or don't. Second of all, Quagmire's a good guy, he's just a little mixed up.
[That man sized yellow chicken from Da Boom tackles him out of nowhere and another fight occurs between them]
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Peter Griffin : Hey, Hey, Meg, they got a Happy Days spoof in here, but they call it Crappy Days!
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Peter Griffin : [at Quahog Elementary School dressed as Gary the No-Trash Cougar] Brian, This time I think I got just the thing people'll remember me for. I am gonna stop pollution with my new, lovable character, Gary the No-Trash Cougar.
[puts headpiece on]
Peter Griffin : [Dressed as Gary the No-Trash Cougar, cocks gun and points it at kids in cafeteria who are hiding under the tables] Pick up your trash! I wanna know whose cup this is!
[fires a bullet at the ceiling]
Peter Griffin : I said, I wanna know whose cup this is!
[a girl comes out from under the table, raises her hand]
Peter Griffin : [Peter, dressed as Gary the No-Trash Cougar points the gun at the girl as he instructs her to pick up the cup]
[girl throws cop in garbage]
Peter Griffin : Thank you sweetie. See what a nicer place this is when we all pitch in? Like Gary the No-Trash Cougar says: "Give a larbage, throw out your garbage!" Spread the word!
[fires several more shots at the ceiling before leaving]
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Tom Tucker : How did you manage to blindly rescue that man from that burning building?
Peter Griffin : That freaking place was on fire?
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Peter Griffin : [Peter is dressed as Gary, the No-Trash Cougar] Pick up your trash!
[takes out a gun and waves it around]
Peter Griffin : Pick up your trash!
Peter Griffin : [points to a wayward cup] I wanna know whose cup this is!
Peter Griffin : [fires two shots into the ceiling] I said, I wanna know whose cup this is!
Peter Griffin : [little girl raises her hand] Pick it up! Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!
[little girl picks up the cup]
Peter Griffin : Thank you, sweetie! You see what a nicer place this is when we all pitch in?
Peter Griffin : Like Gary the No-Trash Cougar says, "Give a lobbage - throw out your garbage"
[fires two more shots into the ceiling]