Family Guy (TV Series)
Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington (2001)
Seth Green: Chris Griffin, Hipster #1, El Dorado Parking Employee, Blonde Guy
Quotes
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Parking Director : Oh, No need to park here, Mr. Griffin, you have an executive parking space now.
Peter Griffin : Well... that looks exactly like my old space.
Parking Director : Yeah, but this one comes with your own company suck up!
Company Suck Up : Morning, Mr. Griffin! Nice Day!
Peter Griffin : Ehhh, It's a little cloudy.
Company Suck Up : Exactly! It's one of the worst days I've seen in years! So, good news about the Yankees!
Peter Griffin : I hate the Yankees.
Company Suck Up : Pack of cheaters! That's what they are! I Love your tie!
Peter Griffin : I hate this tie.
Company Suck Up : It's awful, it's scotty, it's gotta go.
Peter Griffin : [pauses] And I hate myself.
Company Suck Up : I hate you, too! You make me sick, you fat sack o' crap!
Peter Griffin : But I'm the President.
Company Suck Up : The Best There Is!
Peter Griffin : [Right Away]
[Points]
Peter Griffin : But you just said you hated me!
Company Suck Up : [Begins to jiggle] But. Not. You. The President. That you. Said hated you. Who loved. Hate Yankees. Clouds.
[Head explodes, sending gadgets and wires everywhere]
Parking Director : I'll have that fixed for you tomorrow, sir.
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Chris Griffin : [the family is heading to a Boston Red Sox game] Look at what I made!
[Chris holds up a 'John 3:16' sign]
Meg Griffin : What does that mean?
Brian Griffin : [reading John 3:16 from the bible] And the Lord says, 'Go Sox.'