Family Guy (TV Series)
Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington (2001)
Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Aunt Bee
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Quotes
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Lois Griffin : Peter, why would they make you president?
Peter Griffin : Probably because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second.
[makes a loud, yelping sound that resembles a dog bark]
Lois Griffin : Peter, that was just a loud yelping noise.
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Lois Griffin : I'm so glad you talked us all into playing hooky.
Peter Griffin : Me, too. Hey, maybe we can get on TV if we take our shirts off and run onto the field.
Lois Griffin : Peter, I'm not taking my shirt off.
Peter Griffin : [lifting up Lois's shirt, exposing her bra] There, now they're old news.
Lois Griffin : [embarrassed, pulling her shirt back down] Peter!
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Lois Griffin : My god, it all makes sense now. My baby is some kind of diabolical genius bent on world domination.
Stewie Griffin : [slow clap] Bravo, Lois. The last waltz finally crosses the finish line.
Lois Griffin : Stewie! All these months I've should have been paying attention to what you've been saying. You're an evil child. Why? Why did I have to go and smoke pot when I was pregnant with you?
Stewie Griffin : Cheer up, Mother, you should be proud. You've given birth to the future emperor of the world. Pity you won't be around to enjoy it. Cheerio!
Lois Griffin : [spins into a deep abyss] Aaaahhh!
Peter Griffin : Lois! Lois! What's the matter?
Lois Griffin : [waking] Oh, oh. I had just had the strangest dream. Something about Stewie ... and Cheerios ... huh, it's gone.