- Peter Griffin: You wanna talk about awkward moments? Once, during sex, I called Lois "Frank". Your move, Sherlock.
- Peter Griffin: [after the British guy explains the rules of Cricket to Peter] Does anyone know what this guy's talking about?
- Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that fag means cigarette.
- Peter Griffin: Then would someone tell this cigarette to shut up!
- Lois Griffin: [about Nigel] Nigel's charming. All British men are.
- Peter Griffin: Yeah, right. That's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli.
- Benjamin Disraeli: [Writing at desk after a pause, looking up at the viewer and then continues writing] You don't even know who I am!
- Tricia Takanawa: This charred portrait of Elizabeth II brings a poignant new meaning to the phrase, "Hey! Check out that flaming queen!"
- Eliza Pinchley: [at a party] How good of you all to come... Oh, bloody hell, I've gone and wet meself!