Family Guy (TV Series)
Wasted Talent (2000)
Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Barbra Streisand, Piano Boy's Mom
Quotes
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Brian Griffin : [drunk and encouraging Peter's drinking] Go! Go! Go!
Lois Griffin : [entering the room] Peter, it's 6 o'clock in the morning!
Brian Griffin : Thanks for the update, Big Ben.
[Peter and Brian laugh]
Lois Griffin : You're drunk again!
Peter Griffin : No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.
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Peter Griffin : Oh Lois, thank God it's you! The last three houses I went to were very rude.
Lois Griffin : Have you been drinking?
Peter Griffin : Why yes I have... thank you.
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Lois Griffin : Peter, talent just doesn't disappear.
Peter Griffin : It can, I mean you were pretty bad in bed Saturday night.
[cutaway to Peter on his bed]
Peter Griffin : Come on, move around. Jeez, it's like I'm doing it with a pillow.
Lois Griffin : Peter, I stayed at my mother's house that night.
Peter Griffin : [with an embarrassed look] Oh.
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Peter Griffin : Jeez Lois, still with the Piano? What's a guy got to do to get a little attention around here?
Lois Griffin : Peter, that's incredible!
[plays perfect piano]
Lois Griffin : I don't understand how... you're like the idiot from Shine! Meg, you're free. Try the clarinet. Keep playing, keep playing!
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[Peter has lost his ability to play the piano]
Lois Griffin : Peter, talent doesn't disappear just like that!
Peter Griffin : Well, sometimes it does. I mean, you were pretty bad in bed Saturday night.
[Flashback]
Peter Griffin : Come on Lois, move or something! Jeez, it's like doing it with a pillow.
Lois Griffin : Peter, I stayed at my mother's that night.
Peter Griffin : Oh.
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Lois Griffin : Why do you care so much about touring a stupid brewery?
Peter Griffin : Lois, everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtucket Brewery. Now, now help me drink these beers.
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Lois Griffin : Peter, it's 7 in the morning.
Brian Griffin : Thanks for the update, Big Ben!
Lois Griffin : You're drunk again.
Peter Griffin : No, I'm just exhausted because I've been up all night drinking.
Lois Griffin : Listen Peter, if you keep this up, something terrible is gonna happen.
Peter Griffin : Yeah, something terrible... all the way to the bank.
Brian Griffin : Nice.