Farscape (TV Series)

Crackers Don't Matter (2000)

Lani John Tupu: Pilot

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Quotes 

• Voice of Pilot : I'm only judging on my experience with you, but I've never seen such a deficient species.

  John Crichton : Have you run the scan on the pulsar light yet?

  Voice of Pilot : How do humans make it through a cycle, even half a cycle, without killing each other?

  John Crichton : We find it difficult. Have you run the scan?

  Voice of Pilot : You have no special abilities. You're not particularly smart, can hardly smell, can barely see, and you're not even vaguely physically or spiritually imposing. Is there anything you do well?

  John Crichton : Watch football.

• Voice of Pilot : She's a plant. Put her in the light, watch her smile.