- Dominar Rygel XVI: You certainly look dead to me. I don't know your customs for these situations, not that I care. So, I'll give you the Hynerian ceremony of passage and be done with it. John Crichton, valued friend - now wait a minute, "valued friend" is a bit of a stretch. John Crichton, unwelcome shipmate, may you have safe transport to the hallowed realm. Actually, not our hallowed realm. No, that's for Hynerians. Go find your own hallowed realm. With the ceremony of passage complete, I declare you officially dead, and claim all your possessions for myself.
- Maldis: Your mother's maiden name was MacDougal. You skipped third grade. And you lost your virginity to Karen Shaw in the back of a minivan!
- John Crichton: Uh, it wasn't a minivan, it was a... four-by...
- Officer Aeryn Sun: You can smell Crichton in all of this?
- Ka D'Argo: Yes. His odor is even stronger than yours.
- Officer Aeryn Sun: I don't have an odor.
- Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan: I've got to help you.
- Shaman Liko: You already have.
- [a paraphrase of the lines between Luke and Darth Vader in Star Wars Ep. 6]
- John Crichton: [to Rygel] It's not Kansas, and you're way too homely to be Auntie Em. Come here, Toto.