Father Dougal McGuire: I just want to ask you a question.
Father Ted Crilly: Oh, not again, Dougal. Look, when a man and a lady are very much in love...
Father Dougal McGuire: No, no! No, I didn't want to ask that, Ted, I just wanted to ask you, do you believe in an afterlife?
Father Ted Crilly: Do I what?
Father Dougal McGuire: Do you believe in an afterlife?
Father Ted Crilly: Well, Dougal, generally speaking, priests tend to have a very strong belief in the afterlife.
Father Dougal McGuire: Oh, I wish I had your faith, Ted.
Father Ted Crilly: Dougal, how did you get into the church? Was it like "collect twelve crisp packs and become a priest"?