Fawlty Towers (TV Series)
Basil the Rat (1979)
David Neville: Ronald
Quotes
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Ronald : [looking up at Basil who towers a foot above him] You know something? You're getting my dander up, you grotty little man!
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Ronald : Look, I was just trying to give an order to your waiter and he walked away while I was doing it.
Basil Fawlty : Hm?
Ronald : Well, he wasn't paying attention at all.
Basil Fawlty : I'm so sorry. What were you saying?
Ronald : The waiter wasn't listening when I was giving him our order. He seemed more interested in my fiancée's legs.
Basil Fawlty : Really? May I?
[Basil and Manuel look intently under the table in the area of his fiancée's legs]
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Ronald : Don't shush me!
Basil Fawlty : Well, I'm sorry, but th-th-th-the veal is, in fact, off. Well, it was never really on, quite honestly - that's a misprint.
Ronald : A misprint?
Basil Fawlty : Yes, it should say um... eel.
Ronald : Eel Escalope?
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Basil Fawlty : They're there.
Ronald : What do you mean, 'They're there'?
Basil Fawlty : It's all there. There, there, there, and there. All there for your enjoyment.
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Sybil Fawlty : Here's your veal, Mr. Carnegie. Sorry for the delay.
Ronald : He's just been given veal!
Basil Fawlty : Uh, no, no. That's, uh, veal substitute.
Ronald : Veal substitute?
Basil Fawlty : Yes, it's not very good. It got rather held up on the boat. On the way over from, uh...
Polly : Japan.
Basil Fawlty : Norway. It's a... it's sort of a... Japo-Scandinavian imitation veal substitute, and I'm afraid that's the last slice, anyway.