Firefly (TV Series)

Ariel (2002)

Alan Tudyk: Hoban 'Wash' Washburne

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• Wash : So... two days in a hospital. That's awful. Don't you just hate doctors?

  Simon : Hey.

  Wash : I mean, present company excluded.

  Jayne : Let's not be excluding people. That'd be rude.

• Mal : You could've got off with Shepherd Book at the Bathgate Abbey. Could'a been meditating on the wonders of your rock garden by now.

  Jayne : Beats just sittin'.

  Wash : It *is* just sitting.

• Wash : You know, it's all very sweet, stealing from the rich, selling to the poor...

• Wash : Could you please tell my wife the fun she's missing out on?

  Inara : Ariel's quite a nice place, actually. There are some beautiful museums, not to mention some of the finest restaurants in the Core.

  Wash : But... not boring, like she made it sound.