Firefly (TV Series)
Out of Gas (2002)
Adam Baldwin: Jayne Cobb
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Quotes
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Mal : Not if all you're gonna do is sit around here and whinge about it, no.
Wash : What do you expect me to do, Mal?
Mal : Whatever you have to. And if you can't do it from here, then get a suit on and go outside on the side of the boat...
Wash : And what? Wave my arms around?
Mal : Wave your arms around, jump up and down, divert the nav sats to the transmitter... whatever.
Wash : Divert the... - right! Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die!
Mal : It'd give the beacon a boost, wouldn't it?
Wash : Yes, Mal, it would boost the signal, but even if some passerby did happen to receive, all it would do is muck up their navigation.
Mal : Could be that's true.
Wash : Damn right it's true. They'd be forced to stop and dig out our signal before they could even go anyplace... well, maybe I should do that, then!
Mal : Maybe you should!
Wash : Okay!
Mal : Good!
Wash : Fine!
Jayne : Hey! What you two think you're doing? Fightin' at a time like this? You'll use up all the air.
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Mal : Does that seem low to you?
Zoë : It does, sir.
Jayne : [angrily] That ain't low.
Marco : Stop it!
Jayne : Seven percent's standard.
Mal : [laughing] Okay. Zoë, I'm payin' you too much.
Jayne : Why? What does she get?
Marco : Knock it off!
Mal : Look, forget I said anything. I'm sure you're treated very well. You get the perks, got your own room... No? You share a bunk?
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Kaylee : Well, Shepherd told us a funny story about being a preacher. Now you tell us a funny story about being a doctor.
Dr. Simon Tam : Ah, a funny story.
Jayne : Yeah, cus sick people are hi-lar-ious.
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Mal : How much they payin' you?
Jayne : Huh?
Mal : I mean, let's say you did kill us... or didn't... there could be torture, whatever. But somehow, you found the goods. What would your cut be?
Jayne : [proudly] Seven percent, straight off the top.
Mal : Seven. Oh.
Jayne : What?
Mal : Hmm? Nothin'. Not a thing. No. I just -
[to Zoë]
Mal : Does that seem low to you?
Zoë Washburne : It does, sir.
Jayne : [angrily] That ain't low.
Marco : Stop it!
Jayne : [in denial] Seven percent's standard.
Mal : [laughing] Okay. Zoë, I'm payin' you too much.
Jayne : Why? What does she get?
Marco : Knock it off!
Mal : Look, forget I said anything. I'm sure you're treated very well. You get the perks, got your own room...
[surprised]
Mal : No? You share a bunk?